INCIDENT #042
The croissant refuses to explain itself.
Location: Pastry Section
Currently Being Investigated
RESTRICTED TO CONCERNED READERS
INCIDENT BOARD
A partial record of matters too strange for the ordinary returns desk.
INCIDENT #038
A bookmark was found inside a brioche.
Location: French Literature
Filed, lightly buttered
INCIDENT #031
Three crumbs appeared in a sealed atlas.
Location: Reference Room
Map remains uncooperative