INCIDENT #042
“The croissant refuses to explain itself.”
CURRENTLY BEING INVESTIGATED
EST. SOME TIME AFTER BREAKFAST
We don't know. But there's cake.
Please keep your voice down. The muffins are sleeping.
LIBRARY CATALOGUE CARD
A Small Matter of Butter
DAILY RECORD / FILED WITH CONCERN
A concise report from the places where the books end and the pastry begins.
INCIDENT #042
“The croissant refuses to explain itself.”
CURRENTLY BEING INVESTIGATED
NEW ACQUISITIONS
A few recent additions to the collection. Please read with your hands clean.
PASTRY / MYSTERY
Buttery. Flaky. Definitely hiding something.
PASTRY / BILDUNGSROMAN
Messy, warm and still becoming something.
CAKE / GOTHIC
Rich, dark and slightly dramatic. Best consumed before the ending.
LOAF / LITERARY FICTION
Soft, earthy and made for staring out of windows while pretending you are the protagonist.
A VERY SCIENTIFIC METHOD
Choose something you want to eat. We'll find something you might want to read.
01
Choose a pastry, cake or drink.
02
We determine your mood, atmosphere and literary tendencies.
03
We'll recommend a book that belongs on the same table.
ONE OF EACH, PLEASE
One pastry. One drink. One book. No further explanation necessary.
TABLE RESERVATION / 17
MOOD
Dreamy
Mysterious
Slow
ATMOSPHERE
Rainy afternoon · Quiet library · Candlelight
READING TIME
2–3 hours
A DECISION HAS BEEN DEFERRED
You could choose.
Or you could let the library decide.
Consulting the shelves…